Come on, James. We know you're out there, and we need you. This Polonium-212 thing is getting really scary.
In recent years, considerable attention has been paid to suitcase nukes that were developed by U.S. and Soviet forces during the Cold War. Reliable sources, including Hans Blix of the United Nation, have confirmed that bin Laden purchased several of these devices from the Chechen rebels in 1996. According to Sharif al-Masri and other al Qaeda operatives who have been taken into custody, several of these weapons have been forward deployed to the United States in preparation for al Qaeda’s next attack on American soil.
So far, no extremely attractive, provocatively named, very inappropriately dressed young women are involved, but I'm sure you won't let that stop you.
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