First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Karens

Especially the Christian Karens. I anxiously await the world-wide outrage, wall-to-wall media coverage, and UN condemnation one would reasonably expect for such a blatant case of religious and ethnic cleansing.

Okay, I'm not all that anxious, but that's just because I'm left-brained. I'm sure the media will, logically, want to cover this just as seriously as they do the Middle East or Darfur or Castro's colon.