Chien Bites Man

UNIFIL Chief: Israel doesn't trust us. No! How can that be? Could it have anything to do with continued arms shipments to Hizbullah? Surely not, or you'd think they would have mentioned that before the 15th paragraph. Fortunately, the French are very level-headed in a crisis.

"If we avoided an incident, it's because the French military showed great restraint and sang-froid."

French military restraint. Best euphemism ever.